You’re the Reason Our Kids are Ugly – Lorretta Lynn & Conway Twitty

About the Song

Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty’s duet “You’re the Reason Our Kids are Ugly” is a humorous yet endearing country song that showcases the playful banter and undeniable chemistry between these two iconic artists. Written by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty themselves, this song was released in 1978 as part of their album “Honky Tonk Heroes.”

The song humorously explores the ups and downs of marriage, with Lynn and Twitty trading witty insults disguised as affectionate jabs. Their spirited delivery and tongue-in-cheek lyrics add charm and lightheartedness to the song, making it a favorite among fans of classic country music.

“On the charts, “You’re the Reason Our Kids are Ugly” reached the top ten on the Billboard Hot Country Singles chart, further solidifying Lynn and Twitty’s status as one of country music’s most beloved duos. Its chart success highlighted the song’s universal appeal and underscored the duo’s ability to captivate audiences with their unique blend of humor and heart.

Decades after its release, “You’re the Reason Our Kids are Ugly” remains a beloved classic in the country music canon, celebrated for its wit and charm. Its enduring popularity is a testament to the enduring legacy of Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty as pioneers of the genre.

With its catchy melody and witty lyrics, “You’re the Reason Our Kids are Ugly” continues to entertain audiences and bring smiles to faces, serving as a reminder of the joy and laughter that music can bring.

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Lyrics

You’re the reason I’m a-ridin’ around on recapped tires
And you’re the reason I’m hangin’ our clothes outside on wires
And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin’
Ah, but looks ain’t ev’rythin’ and money ain’t ev’rythin’
But I love you just the same

You’re the reason I’ve changed to beer from soda pop
And you’re the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop
You’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin’
Ah, but looks ain’t ev’rythin’, and money ain’t ev’rythin’
But I love you just the same

I guess that we won’t ever have everything we need
‘Cause when we get ahead it’s got another mouth to feed

And that’s the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone
And that’s the reason that I ain’t got no hair to comb
And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin’
Ah, but looks ain’t ev’rythin’, and money ain’t ev’rythin’
But I love you just the same

Conway, why in the devil don’t you go and shave and put on a clean pair of pants?

But Loretta, look at yourself
Now I wish you’d take them curlers out of your hair and go put on a little makeup
And get out of that housecoat before supper

Ha, well let me tell you something
Conway, considerin’ everything that I went through today
I look like a movie star

Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzi

Thankyee

Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway

Oh they did, huh? What abouts the ones that’s Bald?
[*laughs*]

[*laughs*]